"We’ve fallen out, though we were madly in love." { }
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Anonymous asked;
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
almanzapedia replied;

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

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Why do people like grimmjow so much, why? I still don’t understand

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fuckyeahsurveys:

1. STATE YOUR NAME: Tammy

2. STATE THE NAME THAT YOUR PARENTS ALMOST NAMED YOU: Andrew (thought i was going to be a boy)

3. WHICH OF YOUR RELATIVES DO YOU GET ALONG WITH THE MOST? My sister.

4. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB? A cashier at Target -.-

6. DID ANYTHING EMBARRASSING HAPPEN THIS WEEK? Yup… just now… very personal but it involves me and my boyfriend and his car horn accidentally honking. >////>

7. DO YOU MISS YOUR EX? Don’t got one.

8. DO PEOPLE PRAISE YOU FOR YOUR LOOKS? Very often. It’s usually towards my skintone and hair. lol

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OF CLOTHING TO WEAR? Black.

10. HOW DO YOU WEAR YOUR MAKEUP?  I hardly ever wear makeup. When I do I like to keep it as natural looking as possible so light foundation, blush, and mascara… dats pretty much it. I only wear makeup for events or when I dress in lolita.

11. WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR NICKNAMES? Tammy Tam, Tam Tam, Tam, Tammy-chan, Kirino, and Tam-a-ram.

12. HOW MANY BEDROOMS ARE IN YOUR HOUSE? 5

13. HOW MANY BATHROOMS? 3

14. DO YOU HAVE A JOB? Yup, working at Jcpenney as a men’s associate.

15. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I do because my sister gave me hers before she went to Korea, but I don’t have a license. :x

16. DO YOU WORK OUT EVERY WEEK? Lol no

17. DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH THIS MORNING? YES! >:O 

18. HAVE YOU EVER KISSED SOMEONE YOU NEVER SAW AGAIN? No. 

19. HAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A CROWD? Yes…. >/////> ughhhh. Well karaoke this one time last year and I was rapping to Clint Eastwood…. not well. And in elementary school.. I don’t know if they do this in other countries, but in America they always have these plays/musicals during elementary school. The most vivd one I remember is the gold rush one in 5th grade. I danced in it and sang. But i don’t think the singing counts cause it’s as a group with the other 5th graders and also I didn’t sing, I just moved my mouth because I was like this is lame~

20. WHAT KIND OF BATHING SUIT DO YOU WEAR? 2 piece. The one I currently have is a black top that is ruffley in the front and polka dot bottoms, also black short shorts.

21. DO YOU LIKE YOUR EYES? Yeah. 

22. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PRETTY? Hmm…. yeah, I have my moments. :P Just like other normal people like me. lol

23. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO IN PERSON? My dad.

24. HOW MUCH MONEY IS IN YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT? I’m not going to tell you that cause what if you hack my account? I’m saving for Korea, so figuratively I don’t have any money. lol

25. ARE YOU SINGLE? No. ^^

26. DO YOU WANT KIDS? The more I think about it the less appealing it sounds… maybe 1… I want to spread my awesome gense, but I also hate kids.

27. TELL ME WHAT YOUR BACK PACK LOOKS LIKE: It’s black and it’s from pacsun and it’s wide…. I wear it low. I’m going to get a new one though cause it’s been through a lot. lol

28. WHAT CELEBRITY DO YOU THINK IS HOT? Zico, Myungsoo, hmmm… the guy that plays spiderman in spiderman 2….Chris pratt is and he’s awesome… other people

29. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THEATRE: Guardians of the Galaxy and that was the night before it came out.

30. ARE YOU DATING THE SAME PERSON YOU DATED LAST YEAR? Yes. ^^ 8 months so far. ^^ <3~

31. HAS SOMEONE YOU WERE DATING EVER CHEATED ON YOU? N/A

32. HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED? N/A and I would never.

33: HAVE YOU KISSED SOMEONE WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH A ‘J’? No, but you’re 1 letter away from a K. :P

34: WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? I need to watch the animes on my list and read the mangas on my list and watch the korean idol shows i’ve been forgetting to watch! or reading (like the book lover i am)! but other than doing all those important things, I watch youtube… right now I’m watching all the #tabletalks on sourcefed. :P

35: DO YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK? Yes… it’s just there….

36: WHAT’S THE CUTEST THING SOMEONE’S EVER DONE FOR YOU? Getting my first flowers from Kevin, which is a cute story. ^^I might have posted about it. 

37: WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED? My boyfriend.

38: HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS DID YOU HAVE? 1

39: HOW DO YOU LOOK RIGHT NOW? In my lovely pjs, my shirt has the head of a monkey catching a snowflake with his tongue with a snow hat and scarf on. my shorts are flowery and my hair looks nice since I had work today. lol

40: WHO’S THE PERSON WHO FIRST COMES TO YOUR MIND WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS “LOVE”? … kevin…. and my sister (april/yogyu) and also my family. ^^

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